Monty by Jim Meddick for April 24, 2014
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Pistachios? Pistachios are my favorite tree nut... I've included them in this capsule to preserve them for posterity. If, at the time of this opening, pistachios were endangered or extinct... Futuristic science could hopefully reconstitute them from DNA fragments. A little stale, but not bad... I'm assuming they can get DNA samples from the shells...
E.B. is eating them?