Monty by Jim Meddick for May 11, 2014
Transcript:
You're probably thinking to yourself right now, hey... Doesn't that Monty guy usually wear glasses?... See... I wonder what happened to them? I sure hope he didn't miss place them! Gosh! I bet he'll have a heckuva time finding them with his vision impaired! Heh! Heh! Well, don't worry about me! I've got a carefully thought out contingency plan for just such an occasion!... Click See? Beep beep beep beep beep in case of emergency break glass in case of emergency break glass beep beep beep smash! Beep beep beep in case of emergency break glass beep beep in case of emergency break glass @##%%
Just do like I do with my reading glasses and leaving multiple sets in all the different places I tend to be.