Monty by Jim Meddick for May 16, 2014
Transcript:
Let's give a warm greeting to our next contestant... Mr. Monty... Mon... Montahue. This is a little song I wrote called If I Win... To-night... If I win... If you vote for me... All the proceeds I receive... Will be spent on thee... Yes... That's right... Providing rounds of beer for free... And so please won't...
Give the people what they want!