Monty by Jim Meddick for June 11, 2014

Transcript:

Sir! Are you all right? The chupacabra! It... It was here! Then left through that window! Did it injure you, sir? No... The beast proved even more depraved than I imagined! Instead of attacking me and a forthright sporting manner it chose to... To lick me!... Is... Is it still out there, Jarvis! Please sir... Don't look! It's perched atop the gazebo... Hindquarters aimed this way, and making a rather rude gestures with its fore-paws...