Monty by Jim Meddick for July 12, 2014

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You don't much like gnomes, do you Mrs. Bixby? gnomes? I have nothing against gnomes! Then explain why in your Chronicles of Narnia you x-ed out the word gnome in red crayon?!! That's my grandsons. He always doodles and books. Ha! A likely scenario! And you claim no knowledge of my gnomes decapitated head! Ha! Then, pray tell, what's in this weird little box?! Those are my late Wilbur's ashes...