Monty by Jim Meddick for July 27, 2014
July 26, 2014
July 28, 2014
Transcript:
No! No! No! Noooooooo! Oh, Lord! No! No! No! What the...?! It's 3:30 a.m.! What're you doing?!! I thought I told you not to go online!... But it... It started looking purple around the periphery!! I told you not to search online for symptoms! You always end up finding websites devoted to bizarre horrible medical conditions and then work yourself into a hypochondriacal panic! It's just a hangnail! Now give me th' laptop and go to sleep!! Ok... You're right... You're right... Oh... And EB... Yes? If it does happen to turn out to be Panamanian finger parasites, and my fingers fall off in the night, do you promise to dial 911 for me? I promise.
I’m with EB on this one. On several occasions I have consulted WebMD about some minor symptom I am having at the time. One of the possible diagnosis is always cancer. Ugh.