Monty by Jim Meddick for September 21, 2014
September 20, 2014
September 22, 2014
Transcript:
I learned professional poker players estimate opponents heart rates by observing the pulse and their necks... His pulse is high. Could be pure coincidence, but I've noticed my heart rate elevates when I spot an idiot in my peripheral vision staring at my neck...
You may have just posted two of the wittiest remarks ever posted on an Internet forum. Unfortunately, I’ll never know, because I can’t read anything that’s next to a hyper-active avatar.