Monty by Jim Meddick for October 04, 2014

This may not end well.

Perhaps Pilsner will fly in at the last moment and save them…

Gee, just like two fated actors in a standard horror flick, Moonie and especially Monty just make one stupid decision after another! You want to scream at them, wise up, fools! But of course they won’t.Does this mean that only one will survive to appear in the sequel?

How does one get lost in ones own back yard, I ask?

I remember that bit with the map in the movie – that’s when I thought ‘okay, you fools have to die in the name of natural selection.’

A modernized version of this would have their GPS only showing “No satellite reception”(Insert spooky music here)

Lets see how close the cemetery resembles the cemetery in the movie “Porkeys”..

Half-empty, half-full.

Monty should have checked what part of the map to use (as we always check the grocery flyers (to use only expired ones).

And I suppose if you had left bread crumbs along the trail – the birds and chipmunks have already eaten that futile attempt to lead you back to civilization. Its a fishing trip. Why aren’t you fishing? With all the other fishers out on the lake? You know – Crystal Lake – a kid called Jason told me its real nice.

The original Friday The 13th..comes to mind…Leatherface might be up on ….the agenda..