Monty by Jim Meddick for November 19, 2014
Transcript:
In Nuttingham tradition, a Lord of the Manor provides a wild fowl for the Thanksgiving day feast... Therefore, this week is a time for practice... An opportunity to phone my... Oh, sorry Jarvis! I did not intend that to be a head shot... Are you all right? No harm, sir! The Nerf dart has missed my eyes and safely lodged beneath my snood!
The point is that you are supposed to dislike him. It’s a satire, not a biography.