Monty by Jim Meddick for December 27, 2014
December 26, 2014
December 28, 2014
Transcript:
Sir... You destroying your imported Lego statue of Mario with your hovering Death Star model?... Yes, yes. And what of it?! Jarvis, I'm bored with these Christmas toys! Have them packed up and put in a warehouse somewhere. Even your DARPA walking robot dog from Boston Dynamics? Oh, right. Forgot to open that one... Ok, ok. I'll ride this thing around for half an hour and then off they all go!
Why the midwinter malaise, Sedgie?
Could it be that he’s suddenly discovered the emptiness of riches…. the joys of the simple life… or that (gasp!) … Christmas is actually about caring, and giving…and not greed, and grabbing?
Realised that he’s longing for love from his father, rather than gifts?
Heck no… this is Sedgewick we’re talking about.