Monty by Jim Meddick for January 04, 2015
January 03, 2015
January 05, 2015
Transcript:
Some folks just don't understand the threats both foreign and domestic... Tell ya what Bill... I don't even get into politics with patience anymore... I had a hippie dippy college kid wants. Needed some work done. Somehow we got onto the subject of foreign policy... And he started spouting out a buncha namby-pamby stuff about our military-industrial complex and are oppressive surveillance state. What the @#$@$#? Yeah really got on my nerves... But... Hey... I'm a professional... I did my job and finished the procedure... Ok. Maybe... Just maybe I might have gone a little light on the Novocain when I was filling out his #20 bicuspid. Hahahahaha! Doctor this is Mr. Monahue for your 2:30 appointment. Give peace a chance
When I was young and just a bad little kidMy momma noticed funny things I didLike shootin’ puppies with a BB gun
I’d poison guppies, and when I was doneI’d find a pussy cat and bash its headThat’s when my momma said
(What did she say?)She said “My boy, I think somedayYou’ll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay”
You’ll be a dentist(Be a dentist)You have a talent for causing things pain(Pain)Son, be a dentist(Son, be a dentist)People will pay you to be inhumane(Inhumane)