Monty by Jim Meddick for January 30, 2015
Transcript:
Any sign of the snake? Nope, but we'd better find it fast, if we want to keep everyone at this party from freakin' out... Hey, what're you guys looking for?... Oh, umm... I... Uh... I lost a contact lens... But you're wearing glasses. Right. Uh, well, it was one of those novelty zombie contact lenses... I like to wear em at parties... Nice way not to freak people out...
mine liked to sleep with me, but got to the point where he got to big for the bed, and then slept in the tub.