Monty by Jim Meddick for January 30, 2015
January 29, 2015
January 31, 2015
Transcript:
Any sign of the snake? Nope, but we'd better find it fast, if we want to keep everyone at this party from freakin' out... Hey, what're you guys looking for?... Oh, umm... I... Uh... I lost a contact lens... But you're wearing glasses. Right. Uh, well, it was one of those novelty zombie contact lenses... I like to wear em at parties... Nice way not to freak people out...
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
That’s thinking on your feet, Monty; erh, …knees.The snake is most likely curled up, asleep, in some warm place….
donwalter almost 10 years ago
yes…having a nice nap for the next month…
Kroykali almost 10 years ago
I’m wearing glasses because I, uh, lost both contacts…..
puddlesplatt almost 10 years ago
mine liked to sleep with me, but got to the point where he got to big for the bed, and then slept in the tub.
Hunter7 almost 10 years ago
OH! Oh! I Know! I know where to find the snake! Its curled up in all the coats from the guests. And those are on the bed.