Monty by Jim Meddick for March 15, 2015
March 14, 2015
March 16, 2015
Transcript:
Come along, people... The nice man is holding the door for us... Let's all file in and remember to focus on your breathing... Well well, look at all of you! First time in an elevator! See how our claustrophobia workshop has paid off! Ok, Wendell, press the button for the second floor... We'll go up one floor at a time, and... Oh my. It appears we have a little power outage or a fuse that... Aaahh Ahhh Aahhh Aahhhh Now please... Let's try to settle down... Remember to focus on your... Ahh Aahh Ah.. Ok. See, the powers back... Sometimes these lil glitches pop up from time to time...
Something kind of similar happened to me once, in an over-loaded elevator in a well-known museum. Luckily, there was no “clinger”; for that matter, there was scarcely any room to move at all. After twenty minutes I was beginning to feel a bit claustrophobic, but luckily they got the thing running again and we were able to get out unscathed….Breathe deeply, Monty (if you can).