Monty by Jim Meddick for June 26, 2015

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 9 years ago

    A dog hears a whistle and comes running. “Master needs me!!”

    A cat hears a whistle, and thinks “Hmmm I think the foodserver is making a @#$! racket again…. yaaawwwnnn…..I suppose I should fire him and get a more quiet one.”

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    Darsan54 Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Cats are the only animal which domesticated themselves. No wonder they expect to be worshiped.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 9 years ago

    My cat is mad at me about last vet visit for shots. He won’t come near me, walks past and gives me stink eye!

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    Already Fuzzy  over 9 years ago

    OOOOh, good eye!

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    ZorkArg  over 9 years ago

    The whistle made it disappear…

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    ladamson1918  over 9 years ago

    The only workable cat whistle is a can opener.

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    victornewman  over 9 years ago

    Meddick…the master!

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    Sisyphos  over 9 years ago

    Of course, FAQ! What else would cover the well-known haughty independence of cats (except when they hear the can opener)?

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    Starman1948  over 9 years ago

    Good afternoon Cat fans.-———-@BuckyKatt99, Rondec, and Sisyphos: Can opener works every time. Works for my dogs too. They love tuna.-———-Have a marvelous day my friends.

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    krcaddis  over 9 years ago

    No more than women come to cat calls…

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