Monty by Jim Meddick for July 29, 2015
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July 30, 2015
Transcript:
Beep beep beep 1400 hours. Times up... Olly olly oxen free! You did it! You past the Navy seal hide and seek training program! And all it took was a thorough coating of cornstarch and a strategically placed fig leaf... Well done my brother!
It also took warped ingenuity and the ability to stand very still under pressure – if his family ever go bust he could earn money as a living statue, or an artist’s model.