Monty by Jim Meddick for September 01, 2015
Transcript:
Fleshy took your watch and disappeared into a time portal!... And that was the only temporal transport device I have! So... Does that mean? Yes. But she doesn't return with my device, I'll be stranded in 21st century New Jersey forever! Aaahh! Aaahh! Hey wait a minute. I'm pretty much always stranded in 21st century New Jersey... Oh. Right. Sorry. No offense. I love the Paramus Parl Mall...
I was stranded in 20th century NJ until I went off to college—it was just fine!