Monty by Jim Meddick for September 30, 2015
Transcript:
Still not back yet. Doctor, I've been thinking... When we had the egg sac specimen, onboard... Did the creatures response seem almost maternal?... The creature is... Is female?! And Dr. Montahue dove in his super flattering aquamarine Speedo swimsuit!!! Ok. I'll only go as far as first base, second base tops. By then hopefully the wine will kick in, she'll not off and I can make a run for it...
A woman actually said Monty was wearing super flattering clothing?! It was nice knowing you world while you lasted.