Monty by Jim Meddick for October 17, 2015
Transcript:
And just when 1% man can't take it any longer... The folk songs... The hobo cuisine... A police siren is heard!!! Bbwoop! Ok, gentleman... Party's over... You're under arrest. On what charges?! Ordinance 39-28B. 1% man's team of lawyers comes through at the very last minute! Sir, we found an obscure 1953 statute prohibiting dancing and merriment within 750 ft. of railway infrastructure...
What about the gandy dancers? I don’t think this law has been at all thought out well.