Monty by Jim Meddick for October 19, 2015
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Welcome aboard the Halloween megastore... The premium costume and a horror deck or outlet in Middlesex County... As representatives of this megastore, you've all been issued novelty teeth... You are to wear these at all times to reinforce our festive yet spooky retail environment... Ok, new recruits! Are you ready to sell some merchandise?! Yethhh thhir!
Where are the rubber chickens and the Svengoolie t-shirts?