Monty by Jim Meddick for December 29, 2015
Transcript:
Why are you wearing that hat? New Year's isn't until Thursday. One of his lame ideas... He thinks it'll guilt somebody into inviting him to a New Year's party. Hey, don't laugh. It already got me one invite... From who? That lady on the bus ride here... And she was wearing an aluminum foil hat. No. It was just lined with aluminum foil...
Black Van no. 7, field report to HQ: BrassOrchid remains unaware that we are able to monitor him and control his brainwaves in spite of his old-fashioned aluminum foil. He is not aware that anything less than heavy-gauge lead lining in a helmet will not protect him!Meanwhile Subject Dumb Bunny (a.k.a. Monty Montahue) continues to try to infiltrate the Rodger’s Caper….