Monty by Jim Meddick for December 29, 2015
December 28, 2015
December 30, 2015
Transcript:
Why are you wearing that hat? New Year's isn't until Thursday. One of his lame ideas... He thinks it'll guilt somebody into inviting him to a New Year's party. Hey, don't laugh. It already got me one invite... From who? That lady on the bus ride here... And she was wearing an aluminum foil hat. No. It was just lined with aluminum foil...
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Just to be clear. The foil is to keep the secret government radio waves from controlling me, not to keep the aliens from reading my mind. I am perfectly fine with the aliens.
Sisyphos almost 9 years ago
Black Van no. 7, field report to HQ: BrassOrchid remains unaware that we are able to monitor him and control his brainwaves in spite of his old-fashioned aluminum foil. He is not aware that anything less than heavy-gauge lead lining in a helmet will not protect him!Meanwhile Subject Dumb Bunny (a.k.a. Monty Montahue) continues to try to infiltrate the Rodger’s Caper….
Flash Gordon almost 9 years ago
Have they ever done a scientific study on the possible effectof wearing a foil lined hat one way or the other?
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML almost 9 years ago
Monty was not aware that the encounter was not happenstance… but is being recruited to join the Sacred Brothers and Sisters of the “Aluminati"
steverinoCT almost 9 years ago
Since you can’t find tinfoil anymore, we are all vulnerable.