Monty by Jim Meddick for January 20, 2016
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Yo, Timmy! What up?! Oh @#$## Snowboard in a bush! Bummer! Guess that's what happens when y' try t' shred at night, dawg! So Timmy... We cool? No cops this time, right bro? No cops. Definitely. Later, Timmy! Funny how much his board looks like a flatscreen TV... Vinny... What happened? Let's just get this #$@#$#%@ in th' van and get outta here!
Hey, what’s with the stereotype of criminals being Italian? You couldn’t get away with portraying them as black. Oh wait, am I being to PC sensitive? Yup, never mind.