Monty by Jim Meddick for January 26, 2016
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Nope. Can't help you. Come on, man! You owe me!... And besides, I'm only using butter knives! See?! Jeez! Don't be such a wuss!... Ok. Ok. But I'm only putting my left arm out. I need one arm for beer. Whatever. Just stand still. Ow! @#$@#$! That really hurt! Oh, come on. Don't be a baby! That hit you on the handle end!
Someone predicted this yesterday.