Monty by Jim Meddick for February 12, 2016
Transcript:
Why sir, it seems you've quickly mastered the windsurfer!... Indeed, Jarvis!... The basic operation is quite rudimentary. There is, however, one problem... Sir? I have no idea how to turn. I'll have Captain Jon intercept you with the trimaran! Tell him my last known heading is approximately 032 degrees North, Northeast...
Pay attention kids! If his heading is north, northeast, He must be on the west coast…or on the west side of a barrier island. In either case, he will run into land shortly. Buy a compass and a map of North America.