Monty by Jim Meddick for March 21, 2016
Transcript:
Whoa! Moondog! What happened to you! I... I was attacked on my way over! I took a path through the moors... The moon was full... And something rose from the fog... It stood upright like a man... But... But it's face was completely covered in hair! Are you serious?!... You really think...?! Yes... I know it sounds crazy, but... You are attacked by a hipster sporting an old timey mountain man beard! No. No. I think it was a werewolf.
If Moondog bit it, the poor wolf might turn into a slacker every full moon. Wandering the den, slavering for beer…