Monty by Jim Meddick for March 30, 2016

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Now that I'm a werewolf, my senses are totally amped. I can even smell emotions. Really? So if I stroll by that group of girls over there, you could tell if any are attracted to me?... Give it a shot, sport. Did you sense anything? Only mild aversion to repulsion. Oh come on! Repulsion? What does repulsion smell like?! Vaguely like that cologne you bought at the dollar store.