Monty by Jim Meddick for March 30, 2016
Transcript:
Now that I'm a werewolf, my senses are totally amped. I can even smell emotions. Really? So if I stroll by that group of girls over there, you could tell if any are attracted to me?... Give it a shot, sport. Did you sense anything? Only mild aversion to repulsion. Oh come on! Repulsion? What does repulsion smell like?! Vaguely like that cologne you bought at the dollar store.
Steve Bartholomew over 8 years ago
Good name for a man’s cologne.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago
Guy I worked with wore some kind of civet cat musk. GAWDAWFUL SMELL!
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
Repulsion smells like Monty. Also, vice-versa.
krcaddis over 8 years ago
Cologne pretty much says “Hey ya ladies, I’m trolling and in hurry..”
Coyoty Premium Member over 8 years ago
Monty, “toilet water” is not what you think it is.