Monty by Jim Meddick for May 25, 2016
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Ok... You see that? The red Taurus up ahead just cut you off. This requires us to go into road rage mode... Um... Really? You need to accelerate til you get within inches of his bumper then back off. Accelerate again... etc... Flashing headlights help. Also the occasional manacled swerve is good... Honking in obscene gestures are optional. Wow. This seems kind of dangerous... Well these are pretty advanced techniques. I'm not even sure if the Google car has mastered this stuff yet.
Honking,and obscene gestures are NEVER optional!