Monty by Jim Meddick for June 02, 2016
June 01, 2016
June 03, 2016
Transcript:
Grandma was clearing out her attic and gave it to me... Pretty cool, huh? Ol Abe Lincoln. Now I know how birds like to go on sculptures... But not this one. Got it? Stay on your newspapers! But it does look like a sculpture. Newspapers only. I'm not saying I lack self-control... I just think of it as sort of an insurance policy.
Well, I’ll be a dirty bird!(Kudos to anyone who can identify the TV show that catch-line comes from….)