Monty by Jim Meddick for June 19, 2016
June 18, 2016
June 20, 2016
Transcript:
Whenever I'm feeling really stressed, I like to come down here to the shore, lie on the beach, stare up at the clouds and... What the?! Quick! Role to your right! Wait! Wait!... Oh no! No! Role this way! Ok. Wait! Stop! Maybe a little to the... Fwap! Man! What're the odds of a seagull having a sudden cardiac event directly over your face?
bird poop would have worked too.