Monty by Jim Meddick for August 01, 2016

Transcript:

I swear to you, Jarvis, this was to be the day! I fully intended to swim around the buoy and earn the coveted tadpole merit badge. If only it weren't for this cursed case of swimmers ear! Now, now, sir... Let's just be thankful you were able to diagnose the ailment and exit the pool before any damage was done to your ear canal... I'm afraid I never made it to the pool. I acquired this condition from a malfunctioning shower head in the pool house dressing room...