Monty by Jim Meddick for August 04, 2016

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I overheard some lads planning a prank on some dweeb they refer to as stinky lard butt... Tonight when all are asleep, they plan to shampoo his head and carry his bunk into the communal latrine! I'm so excited I can hardly wait til nightfall... Oh, this'll be rich! I must stay awake so I may witness this comical act of public humiliation! Must stay awake... Must stay... Zzz