Monty by Jim Meddick for September 07, 2016
Transcript:
As long as it's raining, I might as well make good use of it. I'll pour a glass of whiskey, put on some sad tunes, gays outside and think back on all my failed relationships... Hello darkness my old friend I've come to talk with you again... It also sometimes help to thumb through my journal and fortunately I marked all the really bad breakups with blue sticky notes.
x_Tech about 8 years ago
Then you can go online and look at the Yelp reviews of your relationships.
Egrayjames about 8 years ago
Funny…that was my high school class song. We sang it at graduation back in ’69.
johndifool about 8 years ago
People writing songs that voices never share…
steverinoCT about 8 years ago
And while you’re at it, here’s a 2×4 to beat yourself over the head with.
NWdryad about 8 years ago
chriscc63 about 8 years ago
what break ups? when did he actually have a girlfriend and not just a date?
OldestandWisest about 8 years ago
One of my favorite Peanuts strips started with Snoopy lying on his doghouse in the rain and saying “I shouldn’t be here. This is the kind of day you should drink tea, look out the window and play sad songs on the stereo.” And the last panel had him doing exactly that in Charlie Brown’s house.
craigwestlake about 8 years ago
…and in his journal he keeps a Whine List…
Alphaomega about 8 years ago
Looks like a bottle of crown royal, Northern Harvest Rye,the award winning,worlds best whiskey,made right here in Gimli Manitoba,Canada! Just helping Meddick out a bit here folks.
Govi Premium Member about 8 years ago
The next stage in this particular ceremony is drunk dialing.
Sisyphos about 8 years ago
Monty will never succeed with women. He won’t become a famous author, either….
rgcviper about 8 years ago
Good song, though.