Monty by Jim Meddick for September 20, 2016
September 19, 2016
September 21, 2016
Transcript:
I certainly hope Jarvis is taking diligent care of Freddy bear... Oh, whom am I kidding?... Jarvis means well, but the man is essentially incompetent when away from my study guidance and oversight... He probably carelessly tossed Freddy into some dank, dingy corner of his dreadfully squalid servants quarters! Zzz you realize, Dame Dench, if we're spotted like this, there'll be no into the gossip... Hee... Hee.. Zzz
I’m sure Jarvis knows that the actress in question should be addressed “Dame Judith” or “Dame Judi” but NOT “Dame Dench.” If she at some point because a countess, baroness, marchioness, viscountess or some other variety of titled personage she might become known as “Lady Dench” but never, never, ever “Dame Dench.” ….Come to think of it, Jarvis calling her “Dame Dench” proves the Young Master was right in writing him off as “essentially incompetent.”