Monty by Jim Meddick for October 24, 2016
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First off, I wanna welcome back all our returning employees to the Halloween megastore and shout a big hello to all our newbies! I think this is gonna be a terrific year! We got some great prices, scary products and best of all we got a winning team! So let's get out there and show our customers some of th' most twisted, disgusting, horrific merchandise available! Yeah! Woo hoo! Woo!
The costumes do seem to get gorier every year, don’t they?