Monty by Jim Meddick for October 24, 2016
October 23, 2016
October 25, 2016
Transcript:
First off, I wanna welcome back all our returning employees to the Halloween megastore and shout a big hello to all our newbies! I think this is gonna be a terrific year! We got some great prices, scary products and best of all we got a winning team! So let's get out there and show our customers some of th' most twisted, disgusting, horrific merchandise available! Yeah! Woo hoo! Woo!
oldpine52 about 8 years ago
Sounds like my kind of place.
belgarathmth about 8 years ago
He gets this seasonal job at the costume store every year, so I’d say he’s a job floater. He probably just does whatever minimum wage job comes along and lives paycheck to paycheck. That’s not actually all that uncommon.
Sisyphos about 8 years ago
I do kinda like Captain Drac of the Halloween Megastore! He gives a good pep talk and really can look the part of Dracula for scaring the customers into buying tons of schlock-stuff. Monty and the rest of the uniformed annual employees are looking good, too. This is definitely the store to go to for your Halloween goodies (or should I say baddies?)….
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member about 8 years ago
The costumes do seem to get gorier every year, don’t they?