Monty by Jim Meddick for November 21, 2016
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If computer intelligence doesn't work once it becomes autonomous... How do they get robots like EB to function independently? Come here... I'll explain. They intentionally made AI less intelligent... They dumbed it down... I know what you guys are whispering about. You're trying to keep it from me but I can figure it out. Last nights episode of Cake Boss... I haven't seen it, so stop talking about it, or at least give me a spoiler alert.
In my town, snotty people SAY they don’t shop there, but of course they do. I’ve run into several while there and their line is always " Oh, I don’t usually come in here but I desperately needed a mop, bucket, mascara, ice cream, diapers, etc. "