Monty by Jim Meddick for January 03, 2017
Transcript:
So I heard you gave up Pringles for New Year's. Yep. No. Pringles. Nope. Nada. Funny... I don't remember ever seeing you either Pringle. Well... I don't often eat them, but occasionally I Uh... You probably figured it'd be easy... Giving up a snack you don't normally eat. Well, um... I bet you're craving Pringles about now. Do you have any?
Monty has all the resolve of a deflated balloon, and the figure to match.
Do not feed the Monty! Especially not with Pringles!