Monty by Jim Meddick for February 08, 2017
February 07, 2017
February 09, 2017
Transcript:
Hey, why is your hand under your arm like that? @#$#$$... is it that obvious? Ok, come here... Aaahhmmmmmm..... Shh keep it down. I fell asleep in the tub... Who knows for how long... It totally pruned me! I'll never be able to eat a golden raisin again. If you think this is bad, you should see my lower torso. Ok. Now, I can never eat any variety of dried fruit again....
Odd that the two parts of his anatomy affected were his hand,and,um,gherkin.