Monty by Jim Meddick for March 02, 2017
March 01, 2017
March 03, 2017
Transcript:
That's right... Your favorite place! The hardware store! I brought you here as a special treat! Awesome! That's what friends do, right?... Hang together... Chill... And never shoot each other with laser beams... Well, I couldn't shoot lasers at you even if we were enemies. What do you mean? Y'know... Programming... Protocols... I can't harm humans even if I wanted to... Does this mean I don't get the Ace Hardware gift card?
Ah, Asimov’s 3 Laws of Robotics in action. This must mean E. B. has a positronic brain, because those laws don’t work with mere electrons.