Monty by Jim Meddick for July 15, 2019

This is why we can’t have nice things

The random disappearance of comics is getting ridiculous!! ….And not in an amusing way.

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This is the tenth missing comic for me this morning and I’m only 2/3 of the way through. Screw it, I’m just gonna wait til they fix it.

At least all of their ads are showing up properly (all 10,000 of them).

Was there a problem with the original format?

Without the picture, I can only IMAGINE Jarvis picking up Sedgewick, and tossing him like a full field long pass…and doing a little jig after.

Ya know, I don’t ask for much first thing in the morning except maybe a hot cup of coffee and the daily comics. So to start my day with only one of those is really disappointing.

Finally, here it is, 6:45 AM PDT. Still no Overboard yet.

I like Mr. Finkle style. Mostly because it’s practically my own style.

Plastic veggies are a logical next step after fabric flowers.

This carrot’s rubbery! And it squeaks!

I got tired of the birds nesting in my hanging baskets and killing my Wave Petunias so I did the same thing and planted silk and plastic flowers in their place and got nothing but compliments from the neighbors for months. I finally fessed up at a cocktail party one evening to the surprise of my neighbors who afterwards started coming up to me to ask where I had bought them. Yes, I corrupted my neighbors enticing them to the dark side of horticulture.

—And the first person who tries to steal some of your veggies will discover the cold truth.

Monty, the cheater!