Monty by Jim Meddick for October 20, 2020

Not real? They’re webs of deceit.

Good thing the world wide web is just virtual.

How do you SAVE when you waste money on crap you don’t need?

Yes, and so are the spiders!

Encourage the spiders. They kill the flies.

What a tangled web we weave when we practice to deceive.

Don’t throw them out. Save them, and you can use them to decorate your Christmas tree.

Hmmm, I wonder if I can sell my cobwebs on eBay.

And you could have spent that money on beer, Moonie! Sigh!