Monty by Jim Meddick for May 13, 2021

If a flock die of fright, it will be a murder of crows.

Works a little too well, eh Monty?!

Or just rename it: killcrow.

Hopefully the bird doesn’t crowk.

Forget the CPR. For all the people that will be eating crow in a few months you could fetch a nice price if you freeze it.

Well, you did want a “scare-crow.”

But first, google “why would I want to give CPR to a crow?”

The scarecrow scared the crow to death.

I think I’d be more frightened of the scarecrows from The Family of Blood from Dr. Who. Those seemed pretty creepy.

I image all people look like that to crows

A crow would have just tried to pick the eyes out.

Well, if they can’t revive it I guess they’ll be eating crow…

Get Pilsner over here ASAP; he can give the crow beak-to-beak.

Relax, Monty. The bird probably just fainted because of the zombie-scarecrow’s incredibly bad breath….