Monty by Jim Meddick for July 25, 2021

Thug life. Everybody gangsta, until they get a sinus headache. And until Mama Bear shows up.

But… The bumping part is what make the Bumper Cars funny.

Dang, those were fun, fun, fun to run, run, run, into each other.

Reminds me of the scene in Me, Myself and Irene, where Jim Carrey says “back off, this is between me and the kid.”

Ahhh. The smell of Ozone.

Look out Monty! A Neanderthal Karen!

Wimp! For lack of using an adult term………………

There, there – son. Mommy is going to make it alright. We’ll stop and get you some Mt. Dew and Cheetos and you can go in the basement and use the computer to troll middle aged white men and their values. That will make it all better!

The Art of Hiding……

Uh oh! Monty is gonna get flattened! lol

Ah, how road rage begins. :P

Hmmm… The other day we had a three-armed woman; today we have a two-headed punk and his dual-headed mom. What will tomorrow bring?

Running to your mother is kind of an wussy move there kid. No one likes an stitch there

If you can’t take the bump, stay out of the kitchen.

Just, you know BUMP her off (the track), Monty….