Monty by Jim Meddick for August 14, 2021

Gross. I wonder if that’s as bad as a rogue potato rotting under the sink…

Housefly lives matter too.

“Was mistakenly abandoned” I stupidly left that in my night stand! I shall quickly clean it up, and I’m sorry.

The bear did it.

Does the eviction moratorium also apply to flies?

I had to look up what banh mi was. It’s a Vietnamese sub sandwich.

I’m surprised that he didn’t take his teddy bear with him.

The bear does not look pleased.

How typical of Sedgie to use the passive voice to deny responsibility.

At least he spelled ‘Banh Mi’ correctly.

Where’s that kid from the Simpsons? The one that goes Ha-haaahh!

Time to fire the chamber’s maid…

After we all left work for a long Christmas weekend, someone delivered a box to my co-worker’s desk. Those once live lobsters didn’t smell so good when she opened them later the next week – pee yew!!

What growing, average boy doesn’t crave a Mahi-Mahi spiced curry mayo Bahn mi at midnight? I know I certainly did…

Time for another vacation, immediately.

The only solution to that is going to involve burning the estate house to the ground and completely rebuilding it.

“mistakes were made”

Your mess, you clean it up, Young Bratster!

Don’t forget to flush out the water pipes!