Monty by Jim Meddick for September 15, 2021

I recently found the key to eliminating ants. It is wonderful. They come and feed vigorously and then the end.

Now Monty knows how Banksy feels when council workers paint over one of his murals.

And here I was about to assume that the colorizer had screwed up again.

Used to live in the tropics, always a problem with ants all over dirty dishes in the sink. Started washing the dishes right after we ate and amazing!! no more ants in the sink.

Do ants eat gluten-free licorice? Twizzlers aren’t, just asking.

Clever

The Last Supper.

Oh well, next time put that in an enclosed bag or frame Monty.

Dang. There goes his one chance at immortal fame.

Have you tried the new Mountain Dew Voo Dew yet?

He should have had it encased in acrylic or at least sprayed on masker.

’Twas a Twizzler, twice, perchance, once for Monty and once for the ants!

Curses! Foiled again!

That’s Nature’s Way when you’re Monty, Monty….