Monty by Jim Meddick for February 22, 2022

Nailed it.

But they’re not opposable blades

“Runtverine!”

The manicures will be a bit of a problem.

Good grief Sedgwick, don’t tell me you’ve developed the same superpower as your neighbor Monty! Must be something in the water around there lol

https://www.gocomics.com/monty/2018/01/27

Suddenly it’s two, two superpowers in one. Whatever the first one was AND The Claw!

Does Sedgwick ever have any other expression other than bugged out eyes?

Time to check if it can make you fly!

More like The Tasmanian Devil.

Bring him a chalkboard, and he can annoy people to death.

Not that he really needed a genetic modification for that.

Bladewick??

Indulging my inner geek here: Those claws weren’t a mutation. They used his genetic mutation of extremely rapid healing to replace his entire skeleton with an adamantium one, including the retractable claws, in a very painful process of torture. I doubt Sedgie would be up for it.

I thought the Onomatopoeia was “Schnickkkkk”

Wolverweenie?

the claws only work if you have a healing factor, otherwise you’ll cut your hands open every time you use them

That’s going to make typing a real challenge.

There’s his mutant name! We’ll call him The Schlinggg!

I don’t want to be around when he has to go to the bathroom. :)

oh lawd, he comin

Usually I love to hate Sedgewick, but he looks so adorable in his superhero outfit!

Chuckle. I’ve often wondered about how people (well, “conceits”) with superpowers get through daily life. Copulating with Superman might well be fatal, a sneeze could knock the wall out of a house.

Super Rich-Boy goes all Wolverine on us!

I hope Jarvis has a sturdy pair of nail-clippers!