Monty by Jim Meddick for March 06, 2022

Guy in car: “Hey, now it’s showing a porn movie!”

Guy standing: " Umm….. We might have to keep it around for a few weeks waiting for ordered parts."

It’s the one where the car talks.

Don’t let ’em take advantage of you Monty!

https://www.gocomics.com/monty/2014/01/12

Monty’s Rear Camera conjured up something completely different for me. Butt don’t go there. I’m content to muddle through life with my twisted mind in solitude.

“Knight Rider. A shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist. Michael Knight: a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless, in a world of criminals who operate above the law."

Don’t touch it until NASA gets there. Somehow it’s tapped into a time tunnel back to the 70’s.

You should get a less ‘auto-centric’ model. Maybe one that likes Baywatch?

I thought that the rear cam only does live performances.

“Get out the Kit kit.”

And isn’t it always going to be a major repair?

Bet Monty would like to be on a desert island now.

Probably Monty is one of their best consumers. The one they fear a little because the craziness he brings to them.

The car is obviously in a dream sequence and desperately wants to be as cool as K.I.T.T.

“How much is this gonna cost me?”

“Two thousand.”

Seems like ALL repairs are “major” repairs these days, when it comes to the bill!