Monty by Jim Meddick for April 27, 2022

The tattoo isn’t as embarrassing as the pipestem arms.

Some mystery is good, really don’t want the full Monty

Think lower and underdeveloped.

She knows, Monty. Everyone knows.

“It’s an earlobe, the barber said it would never grow back! ".

Allow me a suggestion: cover it with some nice removable tattoo! :-)

It’s a nipple. It’s my favourite part of female anatomy. Now that you’ve seen mine can i see yours?

No not the face, please not the face… Now how am i supposed to explain how i got 2 black eyes?

You really aren’t helping matters, lady. Now Monty is going to wear long sleeve shirts all summer.

He could have it made into a tear … for unrequited love, how romantic.

Or, cover it with a temp-tattoo, like the little kids have.

https://www.temporarytattoos.com

All the dumb of tats, without the permanency. (not a sponsor)

One band aid please.

Just get the rest of the boob inked on and join a biker gang.

As long as people believe it is a female nipple, why should Monty care?

The unfinished tattoo: it couldn’t happen to a more deserving person.

Time for a permanent bandage on that spot.

Hah! Neatly skewered by the countergirl! Tough tats, Monty!

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